Oklahoma Sooners Football: Previewing the new food options at the State Fair of Texas

By Jack Shields

There are some crazy culinary options every year at OU-Texas, but this year seems special.

After a very, very long night in Dallas, you wake up at a very unreasonable hour for the purpose of drinking more beer and having one last chance to yell at Texas fans before the game commences. The hangover has not yet reared its ugly head, but time is running out.

Tick tock. Tick tock…

But you’re responsible! After all, this sin’t your first OU-Texas rodeo. You smartly left a bottle of Pedialyte on your nightstand the night before to help you through the suffering in the morning. But alas, the task is simply too daunting for a baby drink. You and your friends later enter your cab or Uber, and the driver can still smell the booze on your breath. You’re still feeling pretty good. “Bonus drunk” is what they call it, I believe.

Tick tock. Tick tock…

The Uber driver takes you through a sketchy neighborhood on the way to the State Fair of Texas. You start to feel a little bit of a headache coming on, and your stomach begins to turn. The hit a bit of traffic.

Tick tock. Tick tock… …read more

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